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Mercedes bring engine upgrade forward: Fabienne Racing welcomes grouped penalties

Mercedes HPP wants the ADUO2 upgrade ready for Singapore rather than the United States Grand Prix, so that George Russell, whose engine failed in Malaysia, starts from the back of the grid only once, according to RacingNews365.

Fabienne under a gazebo holding a press release, in front of a grid board with one slot pushed to last place, a flashlight on the table.

PRESS RELEASE.

Fabienne Racing has taken note of George Russell’s retirement from the Malaysian Grand Prix. The Mercedes driver looked on course for a solid third place when his engine failed behind the safety car, a few laps from the finish. According to RacingNews365, the loss comes to fifteen points.

The team has read carefully the statement from Bradley Lord, Mercedes’ deputy team principal, who told RacingNews365 that the investigation had begun and that it was clearly a mechanical problem on the power unit side, the exact cause still to be established. “We do a first inspection when the car comes back too,” says the team principal. “It takes place at the garage of our technical partner, my brother-in-law, on a Monday, with a torch.”

Russell having reached the limit of engine elements, he will receive, according to RacingNews365, a heavy penalty that will send him to the back of the grid in Singapore. Mercedes HPP is doing everything to have the ADUO2 upgrade ready for that weekend, rather than for the United States Grand Prix two weeks later, to avoid two starts from the back.

“That is programme management at the very highest level,” says the team principal. “Bundling the bad news into a single weekend, we have been doing that for years: the puncture, the rain and the Dacia that won’t start always land on the same Sunday. We maximised our package.”

The outfit also notes that 150 points will remain to be awarded after Singapore. It reminds everyone that the team remains open to discussions with any team evaluating its options. Florian is ready. He always has been, from any grid position, including last, which he knows well from the Mariembourg kart circuit when the trailer arrives late.

Your correspondent salutes the press release, of whose Dacia paragraph he has, from a reliable source, understood nothing.

Gérard · the special correspondent, fictional character

About Fabienne Racing: one driver, one kart, one Dacia, one project.

It’s true, we checked: RacingNews365.

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The editor-in-chief chose this one: « Fabienne transpose le regroupement des pénalités dans sa structure avec deux images franchement drôles, sans jamais viser le pilote. Josiane a la meilleure voix, mais son titre fait porter la dernière place à Russell comme un mérite. »

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Russell en fond de grille à Singapour : une pénalité s’arrête au bout de la dernière case

Le moteur de George Russell a lâché derrière la voiture de sécurité au Grand Prix de Malaisie, alors qu'il semblait en route vers la troisième place. Déjà à la limite d'éléments moteur, il recevra selon RacingNews365 une lourde pénalité qui l'enverra en dernière position à Singapour.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment La chaise de Jean-Luc et les pénalités regroupées « comme les drapeaux » sont du vrai Josiane, mais le titre « la dernière place se mérite aussi » se lit comme un verdict sur Russell, puni pour une casse qui n'est pas de son fait.

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Russell part dernier à Singapour : Nathan a tenté la remontée, sans moteur de rechange

George Russell, dont le moteur a lâché en Malaisie à quelques tours de l'arrivée, recevra un nouveau moteur pour Singapour et une pénalité qui l'enverra en dernière position, selon RacingNews365.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Le lobby qui ne freine jamais au même endroit est tendre, mais la remontée de quatre places reste plate et le titre « sans moteur de rechange » ne veut rien dire.

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