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Gasly drives to Singapore: Fabienne Racing salutes a driver who travels like her

After the Malaysian Grand Prix, Pierre Gasly (Alpine) reached Singapore by car, in four and a half hours by his own account, to avoid flying. Valtteri Bottas made the journey by bicycle; Gabriel Bortoleto also says he does not enjoy flying.

Fabienne in a team polo poses proudly by a small car towing a kart trailer, with a bicycle beside it and a crossed-out paper plane.}

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Fabienne Racing has taken note of the journey made by Pierre Gasly, the Alpine driver, between Malaysia and Singapore, completed by car after the Grand Prix at Sepang. The team salutes a logistical choice it has applied since its foundation: at our outfit, the programme travels by road, the Dacia in front, the trailer behind, on the N5 (the main road out of Philippeville).

The driver explained his choice without hedging: “I hate flying, I absolutely hate it. Clearly I chose the wrong job, because every flight takes years off my life. So whenever I can avoid taking a plane, I do.”

“We recognise ourselves in that philosophy,” says the team principal. “Florian has never flown to a race. Philippeville to Mariembourg, our Rotax circuit, is twenty minutes, and we have never lost control of a trailer.”

The team also notes that the trip took under five hours, four and a half by the driver’s own account, and that by his own words he beat Valtteri Bottas, who came by bicycle: “I got there a bit quicker than Valtteri.” Fabienne Racing points out that arriving first is arriving first, whatever the vehicle. “We maximised our package,” adds the team principal, “and our package has four wheels.”

Gabriel Bortoleto having also admitted he does not enjoy flying, the team observes that at least two drivers on the grid share its mobility policy. It remains open to discussions with any team considering a calendar reachable by road from Philippeville.

Your correspondent observes that Malmedy, in the east, can be reached by car too.

Gérard · the special correspondent, fictional character

About Fabienne Racing: one driver, one kart, one Dacia, one project.

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The editor-in-chief chose this one: « Josiane transforme une liaison logistique en procès-verbal de course, et chaque phrase sèche fait rire sans toucher Gasly. Gérard est disqualifié par des précisions d'origine ajoutées ; Fabienne et Nathan sont propres mais tièdes. »

JosianeThe Marshal

Gasly en voiture, Bottas à vélo vers Singapour : aucun drapeau prévu pour un vélo

Pour rejoindre Singapour après le Grand Prix de Malaisie, Pierre Gasly a pris la voiture et Valtteri Bottas le vélo. Gasly dit être arrivé « un peu plus vite que Valtteri » et ne pas aimer être dans les airs sans contrôle.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Le rapport de poste porte tout : « je recopie les deux, je ne choisis pas », la farde sans drapeau pour un vélo, la salle chauffée pas saisie, et deux signalements qui font appeler la direction de course. Seul « la plupart par avion » dépasse un peu le noyau.

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NathanThe Sim Racer

Gasly arrive à Singapour avant Bottas par la route : Nathan n’a jamais quitté Genk

Pierre Gasly a rejoint Singapour en voiture depuis la Malaisie, en quatre heures et demie selon lui, pour éviter l'avion. Valtteri Bottas avait choisi le vélo, et Gabriel Bortoleto dit lui aussi ne pas aimer l'avion.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Le « passager du ghost » et Bottas en « variable non modélisée » sont justes, mais le texte s'étire sur la chambre de Genk et la chute « en théorie, c'est le même voyage » est molle.

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