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Bottas sees progress at Cadillac but no points: Nathan looks for it in his ghost

According to RaceFans, Cadillac have not scored a point in their first F1 season. Valtteri Bottas insists the team improves every weekend, “not necessarily in the results yet”, and rates its facilities above Mercedes’.

Nathan, seul dans sa chambre-cockpit, lève le poing devant un écran où sa voiture fantôme est à peine distancée, tableau des points vide.

Cadillac haven’t scored a point yet. Bottas says the progress is visible anyway. I read it on RaceFans, sim paused, and it sounded very familiar.

His words, exactly as he said them: “We are definitely seeing an improvement somewhere every weekend. It’s not necessarily in the results yet, but it’s in how we operate as a team in different areas.”

That, in my room, is the ghost. You race your own best lap, you win nothing, nobody ranks you, but you watch the ghost car drop back a little. Last night I ran Spa again and took four tenths off my ghost between the Combes and Pouhon. In the lobby standings, no difference. In my bedroom, a party. That is exactly “not in the results yet”.

The other part interests me more. The Financial Times asked him whether Cadillac’s facilities are better than Mercedes’, where he won his ten Grands Prix between 2017 and 2021. He answered “I would say so”. I’d say so too.

Facilities are the setup before the setup. The factory simulator, for one. Cadillac are partly based at Silverstone, a short distance from Brackley. So two neighbouring factories, and I apply to both, every season. The job exists, I checked. No reply from Brackley, none from Silverstone, which at least proves the two share a server.

My room is seventy per cent cockpit. Facilities: excellent. Points scored: zero. Visible progress: every evening. I understand Bottas perfectly.

Just one variable missing between the ghost and the standings. The other twenty-one cars, for one. In theory.

It’s true, we checked: RaceFans.

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The editor-in-chief chose this one: « Nathan transpose la phrase de Bottas dans un rituel concret où le progrès existe sans classement, sans jamais rire de l'écurie sans point. Fabienne est propre mais tiède, Gérard invente un vécu et Josiane se trompe d'interlocuteur dans sa propre réaction. »

FabienneThe Team Principal

Bottas préfère l’usine de Cadillac à celle de Mercedes : Philippeville compare son garage

Valtteri Bottas, dix victoires en Grand Prix avec Mercedes entre 2017 et 2021, estime auprès du Financial Times que les installations de Cadillac sont meilleures que celles de son ancienne équipe. Cadillac n'a pas encore marqué de point lors de sa première saison, selon RaceFans.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Le « je dirais que oui » repris pour le garage du beau-frère et la tonnelle en huit minutes font sourire, mais le communiqué ronronne et « aucune écurie fâchée » glisse un constat que le noyau ne dit pas.

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JosianeThe Marshal

Bottas préfère l’usine Cadillac à Mercedes : Josiane défend sa chaise de camping

Interrogé par le Financial Times, Valtteri Bottas a estimé que les installations de Cadillac étaient meilleures que celles de Mercedes, son équipe de 2017 à 2021. Cadillac, basée en partie à Silverstone près de Brackley, n'a pas marqué de point en première saison, selon RaceFans.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment La chaise de trente ans d'expérience est juste, mais Jean-Luc est annoncé et c'est Fabienne qui parle dans la citation (data-persona fabienne, Philippeville) : rapport incohérent.

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