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Reprimand for a steering wheel not put back: the camping chair folds up too

In Q1 of the Mexico Grand Prix, Fernando Alonso stopped his Aston Martin on track with an engine problem, eleven minutes from the end, which brought out a red flag. The stewards gave him a reprimand for not putting the steering wheel back on his AMR26.

Josiane in orange checks that a camping chair is folded, a small steering wheel with a tag resting on it, thermos and flag at her feet.

End-of-day report. Mexico Grand Prix, qualifying, Q1. I wasn’t there. I read about it in the evening, in Stavelot, the folder open on the kitchen table.

Eleven minutes on the clock. An Aston Martin stops in the middle of the track. Engine problem. Red flag. So far, nothing I don’t know. A stopped car: we signal, we wait, race control decides. I wave the flag. I don’t judge.

Then, the investigation. An infringement under general safety. The steering wheel had not been put back on the AMR26 after the stop. The heated room deliberated. Decision: a reprimand.

I note the procedure. A broken-down car must be handed back with its steering wheel. Like a post handed back with its chair, its thermos and its flag rolled up. At post 14, when we leave on Sunday evening, Jean-Luc checks that the camping chair is folded. Thirty years he has checked. Nobody has ever given him a reprimand. Nobody has ever given him a thank-you either. He says it comes to the same thing, the other way round.

Classification of the car concerned: 18th. The other Aston Martin: 20th and last. The driver said the team would look at what had happened, and that with the cooling difficulties, the race looked complicated. I have no view on cooling. At the post, cooling is the month of October.

Your correspondent, who has watched so many single-seaters give up the ghost from the sofa, had never given a thought to the steering wheel. We shall return to this.

Gérard · the special correspondent, fictional character

Post 14, received. Nothing further to report.

It’s true, we checked: Nextgen-Auto.

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The editor-in-chief chose this one: « Josiane tient le meilleur équilibre : elle transpose la règle du volant rendu en rituel du poste, sans nommer le pilote, et ne figure pas parmi les personas à éviter. Fabienne est à égalité de drôlerie mais vient de publier ; Gérard tombe sur le Raidillon. »

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Volant d’Alonso non remis en place : à Philippeville, on audite la remorque

En Q1 du Grand Prix de Mexico, Fernando Alonso s'est arrêté en piste sur problème moteur, provoquant un drapeau rouge, et a été classé 18e. Il a reçu une réprimande pour ne pas avoir remis le volant de son AMR26 en place.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Le beau-frère promu département technique et la « chaîne de sécurité » kart-remorque-Dacia font rire, avec Florian prêt sans comparaison avec un vrai jeune.

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NathanThe Sim Racer

Volant à remettre après une panne à Mexico : Nathan cherche la touche dans son sim

Fernando Alonso a immobilisé son Aston Martin en Q1 du Grand Prix de Mexico sur problème moteur, à onze minutes de la fin, déclenchant un drapeau rouge. Classé 18e, il a reçu une réprimande pour ne pas avoir remis le volant en place.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment « Variable non modélisée » est juste, mais le gag du volant vissé et la ligne sur le lit s'étirent, et le delta répété affaiblit la chute.

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