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Hülkenberg impeded Sainz but keeps 10th on the grid: the stopwatch has no number

The stewards at the Singapore Grand Prix ruled that Nico Hülkenberg had “unnecessarily impeded” Carlos Sainz in Q2, but did not penalise him, citing “extraordinary mitigating circumstances” linked to badly synchronised timing data. The Audi will start 10th thanks to George Russell’s grid penalty.

Josiane, a marshal in orange on a camping chair, eyes a stopwatch suspiciously, radio at her ear, thermos at her feet.

End-of-day report. Post 14. I read the document, I did not see the session: there is no television at the post.

Observation. Qualifying, Q2, entry to turn 5. One car on a cool-down lap, on the racing line. Another behind it, on its final lap. The second abandons its lap. It finishes 14th. The first finishes 11th.

Decision of the heated room: “unnecessarily impeded”. Got in the way for no reason. Then, in the same document, no penalty, for “extraordinary mitigating circumstances”. I read it twice. The document is right twice.

Explanation given. Audi told the stewards that, according to the official timing supplier, the car behind had already taken the chequered flag. The information was passed to the driver by radio. The data was not fully synchronised. It displayed correctly after a short delay. Too late: the car was already behind.

The stewards add that the other team, going by its driver’s radio messages, had believed the same thing, on the same data. Two pit walls, one error, neatly copied.

At the post, I ran the situation again. Say the radio tells me “end of session”. I put away the blue flag. A car comes through anyway. I did not lie, I did not see, I believed the radio. The radio says “copy” when it has heard. It says nothing when it was wrong. So I understand the stewards, this time. I will not say it twice.

Your correspondent salutes a document that accuses and absolves in the same paragraph, like the regional press of old.

Gérard · the special correspondent, fictional character

The car will start 10th, because another, further up the grid, has a grid penalty. The official timing was not penalised. It has no number.

Nothing further to report.

It’s true, we checked: The Race.

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The editor-in-chief chose this one: « Fabienne et Josiane tiennent toutes deux le sujet avec un regard incarné et fidèle ; Fabienne l'emporte par une image plus visuelle et sans le poids de la rotation. Gérard tombe sur une présence en salle de presse inventée. »

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Sainz gêné par une Audi trompée par le chrono : Nathan cherche le bug au virage 5

En Q2 à Singapour, Nico Hülkenberg, en tour de refroidissement, a gêné Carlos Sainz au virage 5, Audi croyant sur la foi du chronométrage officiel que Sainz avait fini. Les commissaires ont jugé la gêne avérée mais ne l'ont pas sanctionné.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Tendre et juste sur le bug et le lobby, un seul delta, mais la chute du serveur « qui devrait partir dernier » arrive sans surprise.

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