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Green or blue tyres at Sepang: Nathan reran the test, his sim says “it depends”

Malaysia, which hosts the Bahrain Grand Prix this year, returns to the calendar for the first time since 2017, with a high chance of rain. Oliver Bearman asked at the press conference whether it would be intermediates or full wets; Max Verstappen replied that it depends on how wet it is.

Nathan in his bedroom sim cockpit, torn between a green and a blue tyre on the wall, a yellow rain poncho hanging behind him.

Bearman asked the right question. Green or blue tyres. Intermediates or full wets. Verstappen answered him, according to RacingNews365: “It depends how wet it is. But normally it’s very slippery when it rains.” He was joking. I took it as a spec sheet.

Sepang is in my sim. I set the rain, seventy per cent humidity on the track, and did ten laps on each compound. I did it again this morning. Result: the greens are one point eight seconds a lap quicker as long as the track isn’t aquaplaning. After that, the blues. So, it depends how wet it is. Verstappen is right, and he didn’t even need ten laps.

The problem is what Bearman says next. He hasn’t done a single proper lap on these tyres this year, and he has heard they are difficult to drive. The teams have little experience with them. At mine it’s simple: the wet tyre model comes with the game, update included. In real life, nobody has the file.

He also says the heat at Sepang might perhaps help with tyre management. That’s a variable my sim doesn’t handle well: it gives me rain and thirty degrees, and the track dries as if I didn’t exist. In real life there are too many variables. The heat, for one.

And Bearman has never raced at Sepang. Neither have I, but I have two thousand four hundred laps of Spa, which makes me a wet-weather specialist on principle.

If it rains at post 14, we don’t reset. We put the waterproofs on.

Josiane · the marshal, fictional character

Conclusion of my test: if it rains, it’s wet. In theory.

It’s true, we checked: RacingNews365.

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The other angle in French

The editor-in-chief chose this one: « Fabienne détourne la langue du communiqué sans jamais viser Bearman, dont elle partage le désarroi, et chaque paragraphe a sa chute. Josiane et Nathan sont publiables mais moins drôles ; Gérard cumule une étiquette inventée et un Raidillon de trop. »

FabienneThe Team Principal

Bearman attend ses premiers tours en pneus pluie : à Philippeville, la tonnelle évalue

Délocalisé en Malaisie, de retour au calendrier pour la première fois depuis 2017, le Grand Prix de Bahreïn s'annonce sous la pluie, alors que les équipes ont peu d'expérience des pneus pluie cette année. Oliver Bearman a dit n'avoir encore fait aucun vrai tour sur intermédiaires ou pluie extrême.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment « Un projet sec depuis le printemps », la doctrine « ça dépend à quel point c'est mouillé » affichée au-dessus de l'établi et le « partage de données humides » font rire du communiqué en prenant le parti de Bearman ; le « prête aussi » du titre force un peu un corps qui dit « on évalue ».

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