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Hamilton started on mediums and finished sixth: Nathan redoes the strategy in Genk

At the Singapore Grand Prix, Lewis Hamilton started on mediums, the only one in the top six, and pitted very early for softs. The virtual safety car caused by Lance Stroll let Leclerc, Antonelli and Piastri fit fresh softs; Hamilton finished sixth.

Nathan in his Genk bedroom cockpit stares at a strategy screen showing him in third place, with a Reset sticky note on the monitor.

I reran Singapore this morning. Not one lap, the whole race. Seventy per cent of my room is cockpit, so I had the space.

Same plan as him: start on the mediums, the only one in the top six, very early stop for softs. And at first it works. The undercut goes through, the ghost car drops back. Then his team-mate, Charles Leclerc, pits, and you come out just behind him. Up to there, my sim and reality agree.

Then the virtual safety car, triggered by Lance Stroll. Leclerc pits a second time for fresh softs, and so do Kimi Antonelli and Oscar Piastri. Running second, he has to make his tyres last while the others attack flat out. In my sim I did the same. I lose four tenths a lap. Passed, passed, passed. Sixth. Exactly like him.

And that’s where I don’t get it. He made the calls himself, according to RacingNews365, and after the race he told his team over the radio: “Sorry, guys. I let you down today with that strategy. It was my decision and because of it we lost valuable points. I’ll do everything I can to make up for it at the next race.”

The virtual safety car, I hadn’t planned for it. Nobody does. It’s an unmodelled variable, like the wind. Your plan is good until the game throws one in, and then the others get fresh tyres for free. In the sim I’d call that a balancing bug.

At Fabienne Racing, we don’t make excuses: we learn the lessons.

Fabienne · the team principal, fictional character

I still reset once, without the virtual safety car. He finishes third. In theory.

It’s true, we checked: RacingNews365.

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The editor-in-chief chose this one: « Nathan donne le seul vrai regard : le sim confirme la réalité, puis la réinitialisation absout Hamilton, qui pourrait partager. Il faudrait retirer le « bug d'équilibrage » avant publication pour garder la VSC en simple décor. »

JosianeThe Marshal

Hamilton s’excuse à la radio pour sa stratégie : le poste 14 n’a jamais reçu d’excuses

Troisième pendant une grande partie du Grand Prix de Singapour, Lewis Hamilton, seul du top 6 parti en pneus medium, a fini sixième. À la radio, après la course, il s'est excusé auprès de son équipe ; selon RacingNews365, il avait lui-même fait les choix stratégiques.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Le poste 14 sans excuses et Jean-Luc qui veut afficher le message dans la cabane font sourire, mais le rapport sec répète le noyau trop longtemps, et Josiane désigne Stroll comme ayant provoqué la VSC, à la limite de sa règle.

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FabienneThe Team Principal

Hamilton choisit ses pneus et s’excuse : à Philippeville, la tonnelle garde la stratégie

Lewis Hamilton a fini sixième du Grand Prix de Singapour après une stratégie différente du reste du top 6 : départ en medium, arrêt très tôt pour des tendres. Selon RacingNews365, il avait fait lui-même les choix stratégiques et s'est excusé auprès de son équipe à la radio.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment « Entre le chrono et le sandwich » et le message vocal sur GSM « à l'étude » fonctionnent, mais le communiqué déroule la course au lieu de garder la chute sur la tonnelle.

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