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Bottas cycles past a cobra and some cows, and no flag exists for a herd

Valtteri Bottas, the Cadillac driver, cycled from Sepang to Singapore, 418 kilometres in four days, rather than fly. He says he met a cobra, a python, a large lizard, a dog and a group of cows.

Josiane, in orange on a camping chair, raises a yellow flag at cows blocking a cyclist on a jungle road.

End-of-day report. Post 14. Subject: a Cadillac driver between Sepang and Singapore, by bike.

Sunday, after the race, 56 kilometres to Port Dickson. Monday and Tuesday, 322 kilometres in total, arrival in Johor Bahru on Tuesday evening. Wednesday, 40 kilometres to Singapore. Declared total: 418 kilometres, four days. The driver described it on Thursday in the Marina Bay paddock.

Observations along the route. A cobra. A python. A large lizard. A dog, which chased him. A group of cows, behind which he was stuck.

I opened the folder. There is a flag for oil. One for the slow car. One for danger. Nothing for cows. In thirty years at Blanchimont, at Spa, I have reported a hare, once. Race control replied “copy”. The hare did not reply.

Sections of jungle, sometimes at night, with only the bike’s light for illumination. He said: “Riding at night with the bike lights was probably the most epic part of that crossing of the forest.” At the post, at night, we have a head torch and the thermos. We do not call that epic. We call it quarter to six.

He says he planned the two biggest days so that they were not too close to the race weekend. That is a procedure. I approve it.

Your correspondent notes that the cows, for their part, had no badge.

Gérard · the special correspondent, fictional character

I wave the flag. I don’t judge. Even a herd. Nothing further to report.

It’s true, we checked: Nextgen-Auto.

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The editor-in-chief chose this one: « Josiane fait rire avec les objets de son poste (la farde, le thermos, la lampe frontale) et laisse à Bottas toute son épopée intacte. Nathan la talonne, mais il vient de publier et frôle la chaleur. »

FabienneThe Team Principal

Bottas pédale jusqu’à Singapour : une structure de Philippeville revoit son débriefing

Après une course décevante à Sepang, Valtteri Bottas (Cadillac) a gagné Singapour à vélo en quatre jours. Selon lui, le trajet lui a permis de se vider l'esprit et de s'habituer à la chaleur.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Le débriefing de vingt minutes dans la Dacia fonctionne, mais la fin s'embrouille (remorque, garde-temps), et le chapô reprend l'acclimatation à la chaleur, qui touche au corps.

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NathanThe Sim Racer

Bottas pédale 418 km jusqu’à Singapour : Nathan n’a pas de vaches dans son setup

Valtteri Bottas, pilote Cadillac, a rallié Singapour depuis Sepang à vélo en quatre jours, avec une dernière étape de 40 kilomètres le mercredi. Il dit avoir été bloqué derrière un groupe de vaches.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment La vache « objet sans collision » et la lampe de bureau qui tient deux virages sont drôles et tendres ; la ligne sur la chaleur est de trop.

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