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Horner’s book: Marko says forget Alonso, then Leclerc. Nathan loads both as ghosts

Christian Horner writes in his book that he wanted Fernando Alonso, then Charles Leclerc, to replace Sergio Pérez at Red Bull in 2025, before Helmut Marko told him to forget both. Liam Lawson, then Yuki Tsunoda, got the seat.

Nathan in his Genk bedroom cockpit looks at a paused simulator showing three ghost cars lined up on the start line.

I read the Nextgen-Auto piece on Christian Horner’s book with the sim paused. For 2025 he wanted to replace Sergio Pérez, who had won races in each of the three previous seasons but whose form was, and I quote, “unrecognisable”. He thought of Fernando Alonso, who confirmed to him at Suzuka in 2024 that he wanted to race alongside Max Verstappen. Then of Charles Leclerc. And both times, Helmut Marko told him to forget it.

So I did what nobody at Red Bull did: I loaded both ghosts at Suzuka, behind Verstappen’s. Same setup, same car. In the sim, that’s flat out through the Esses for all three. Leclerc’s ghost, quick over one lap as Horner writes, finishes a tenth and a half back. On paper, the second car is filled.

What isn’t modelled is Horner’s line: “But somebody somewhere had decided it wasn’t the right decision for Red Bull.” “Somebody, somewhere.” There’s no parameter for that in the menu. I looked. The wind, at least, has a direction.

After that, the seat went in-house to Liam Lawson, then to Yuki Tsunoda. Horner thinks Lawson should never have been promoted with 11 F1 races behind him. Eleven races is not many laps of data, and the driver isn’t to blame: it’s the test window that was short. The book also mentions a visit from Carlos Sainz to Horner’s home about 2026. A fourth ghost. I haven’t loaded it yet.

Load Florian. He only needs one lap.

Fabienne · the team principal, fictional character

Nobody told me to forget it. Nobody called me either. The sim driver job exists. I checked. In theory.

It’s true, we checked: Nextgen-Auto.

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The editor-in-chief chose this one: « Nathan est le seul à transformer la phrase-clé de Horner en situation vécue (le paramètre introuvable) sans arbitrer entre Horner, Marko et le management de Verstappen. Josiane et Fabienne ont chacune une bonne ligne noyée dans un résumé chronologique. »

JosianeThe Marshal

Horner prié d’oublier Alonso puis Leclerc : consigne sans émetteur, on ne lève pas

Dans son livre, Christian Horner, ancien directeur de Red Bull, révèle avoir voulu recruter Fernando Alonso ou Charles Leclerc pour remplacer Sergio Pérez en 2025. Helmut Marko lui aurait fait comprendre d'oublier l'un puis l'autre.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment « Quelqu'un, quelque part, ce n'est pas une source de signalisation » tient la dépêche, mais le reste recopie le noyau observation par observation, et « la concision de l'Autrichien » de Gérard pique Marko par sa nationalité.

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FabienneThe Team Principal

Horner voulait Alonso ou Leclerc en 2025 : à Philippeville, le GSM est resté chargé

Christian Horner, ancien directeur de Red Bull, écrit dans son livre avoir envisagé Fernando Alonso puis Charles Leclerc pour succéder à Sergio Pérez en 2025, avant qu'Helmut Marko ne lui dise d'oublier les deux. Le baquet est allé à Liam Lawson, puis à Yuki Tsunoda.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Le GSM chargé à Philippeville et la réplique de Nathan font sourire ; mais « onze courses, c'est onze dimanches » puis « c'est le Florian de quelqu'un » commentent quand même un rookie réel en prétendant ne pas le faire.

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