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Alonso’s energy deployed in the wrong places: Nathan reruns the lap after the VSC

Sixteenth in Singapore, Fernando Alonso said the energy deployment on his Aston Martin was a problem after the virtual safety car, the car not knowing “exactly” where he was on the lap. He criticised the Honda engine on the radio.

Nathan, dans sa chambre transformée en cockpit, regarde un écran où l'indicateur d'énergie est placé sur un virage lent, pas sur la ligne droite.

I read Alonso’s explanation three times. After the virtual safety car, the energy was deployed “in different places” where he didn’t need it, and not on the straights. He thinks the car didn’t know exactly where he was on the lap.

That, I know. In the sim, it’s called a shifted deployment map. You come out of a pause, the lap position isn’t re-synced, and your hybrid thinks you’re on a straight when you’re in a slow corner. I did it again this morning in my room, a lap of Singapore with the map shifted by a sector. I lose four tenths on the straight alone where the energy was needed.

The turbo, according to Alonso, has nothing to do with it: broken on Saturday, changed, “brand new for the race”. Both Aston Martins started from the pit lane, after engine components were replaced and the suspension was modified. Result: sixteenth, a lap down, after finishing eighth in Malaysia. A Cadillac had the better of him, a Red Bull passed him comfortably, and on the radio, not broadcast on the international feed, he said: “The energy… This engine is so ridiculous.”

When that happens to me, I reset. He can’t, there’s a race going on around him. That’s a design choice I respect without understanding it.

A car that doesn’t know where it is. At post 14, we give the post number on the radio. It helps.

Josiane · the marshal, fictional character

He named Mexico as the next difficult race, with very slow corners. I’ve already loaded it. The sim driver job exists, I checked. I can re-sync a map before Thursday. In theory.

It’s true, we checked: Nextgen-Auto.

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The editor-in-chief chose this one: « D et A sont publiables ; D l'emporte parce que le persona vit la panne au lieu de la constater, sans jamais arbitrer entre Alonso et Honda. C trahit la règle de la source sûre et invente, B tourne son titre contre le pilote. »

JosianeThe Marshal

Alonso trouve son moteur « ridicule » à la radio : le poste 14 note une radio non diffusée

Seizième du Grand Prix de Singapour à un tour du vainqueur, Fernando Alonso a critiqué à la radio le groupe propulseur Honda de son Aston Martin, dans un message non diffusé sur le signal international. Les deux Aston Martin étaient parties des stands, Lance Stroll a abandonné.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Le « poste 14 / poste 13, reçu. Trente ans. » fait mouche, et Josiane ne nomme jamais le pilote ni ne juge le moteur ; seule la fin « Moi, je lève » est un peu floue.

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FabienneThe Team Principal

Alonso seizième avec un turbo tout neuf : Philippeville salue un pilote sans excuse

Fernando Alonso a terminé seizième du Grand Prix de Singapour, parti des stands avec son Aston Martin après des changements moteur et de suspensions. Il a expliqué que le turbo, cassé samedi, avait été remplacé, et décrit des problèmes de déploiement d'énergie.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Le titre « un pilote sans excuse » se lit comme une pique contre Alonso, et Florian qui garde son énergie pour le jour de fermeture du partenaire frôle la chute friterie à ses dépens.

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