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Hadjar wants to make every mistake in 2026: Nathan made his before lunch

Isack Hadjar told RacingNews365 he wants Red Bull to make all its mistakes now to be ready for 2027. With Max Verstappen, he considers the 2026 season over for the titles.

Nathan sits in a sim racing seat in his bedroom, grinning at the screen, a fully ticked-off list of mistakes on the wall and a clock just before noon.

Make all the mistakes now to be ready for 2027. Hadjar said it to RacingNews365, and he says that’s the mindset of the whole team. I read that and I recognise my method. It’s called a test session.

So I applied it. This morning, my room in Genk, cockpit taking up seventy per cent of it, Spa on the base setup. Objective: make every mistake. Every one. I braked too late at La Source, too early at Les Combes, took the Pouhon apex a metre too far inside, missed the bus stop chicane twice. Reset, reset.

The problem is that after an hour I had no new mistakes left. I was repeating the same ones. Result of the last lap: four tenths quicker than the first. See, learning works.

Verstappen talks about a steep learning curve and says things are already going much better than at the start of the season. That’s exactly my curve from this morning, except his lasts a season and mine lasted a morning.

The difference, in real life, is that they can’t reset. A mistake on track means the pit wall, the mechanics, the data, people watching. Too many variables. In the sim, a mistake costs three seconds of loading.

At the post, a mistake isn’t reset. It is logged.

Josiane · the marshal, fictional character

Red Bull keeps the same two drivers in 2027, the team announced it this week. They’ll have the whole season to finish the list. I finished mine before lunch. All that’s left is to send the file to the team. The job of sim driver exists, I checked. In theory.

It’s true, we checked: RacingNews365.

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The editor-in-chief chose this one: « Nathan pousse la déclaration jusqu'à son absurde personnel (la liste d'erreurs épuisée avant midi) sans jamais viser les pilotes, et Hadjar pourrait le partager tel quel. Fabienne est solide aussi, mais la rotation et une chute moins nette laissent la place à Nathan. »

JosianeThe Marshal

Red Bull programme ses erreurs pour 2026 : une première dans trente ans de registre

En Malaisie, Max Verstappen et Isack Hadjar estiment que la saison 2026 est terminée pour Red Bull en vue des titres pilotes et constructeurs. Hadjar, auprès de RacingNews365, appelle l'équipe à faire toutes les erreurs maintenant pour être prête en 2027.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Le registre « erreurs volontaires » ouvert à l'avance est une vraie trouvaille de poste, mais le rappel du double jaune frôle le sermon adressé à l'écurie.

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FabienneThe Team Principal

Red Bull programme ses erreurs pour 2027 : la tonnelle de Philippeville a de l’avance

Max Verstappen et Isack Hadjar considèrent en Malaisie que Red Bull n'a plus de chance de titre en 2026. Hadjar dit vouloir faire toutes les erreurs maintenant pour être prêt en 2027 ; l'écurie garde ses deux pilotes l'an prochain.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment La clé de la remorque et les pneus gonflés à la pression d'un vélo retournent bien le gag sur la structure, et le « À propos » tient la chute.

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