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Ten seconds for Colapinto, already out: Nathan looks for where to apply them

The stewards of the Azerbaijan Grand Prix handed Franco Colapinto a ten-second penalty, ruling him responsible for the restart collision that eliminated Pierre Gasly, Lando Norris and himself. According to Formule1.nl, the sanction should convert into a grid penalty in Malaysia.

Nathan sits in his home sim cockpit in Genk, studying a ten-second penalty counter on his monitor.

On a restart behind the safety car in Baku, Franco Colapinto locked his brakes ahead of the first corner and hit his teammate Pierre Gasly, whose Alpine then struck Lando Norris’s McLaren. All three drivers retired. Colapinto admitted he had locked up and lost control, and apologised to Gasly.

The stewards ruled him responsible: ten seconds. As he did not finish the race, the penalty should, according to Formule1.nl, convert into a grid penalty for the next race, at the Sepang International Circuit.

In the sim, a ten-second penalty gets added to your final time. No final time, no penalty: the server wipes it, full stop. I checked this morning, I deliberately quit an online race with ten seconds hanging over me. Nothing. The game let me leave. In real life, the penalty follows you to Malaysia, like a save file that loads itself onto the next race. That’s a function nobody’s coded on my end. And I don’t know how many places ten seconds is worth, the regulations don’t give me the exchange rate, and I’m not going to make one up. Me, in my room in Genk, I lose 0.4 seconds on average per badly managed restart, and I reset. In theory, that’s simpler.

Nathan · the sim racer, fictional character

According to RTBF, this was Colapinto’s first retirement since the 2024 Abu Dhabi Grand Prix, and every driver on the grid has now suffered at least one this season.

It’s true, we checked: RTBF Sport · Moteurs.

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The other angle in French

The editor-in-chief chose this one: « Seul Nathan transforme la pénalité orpheline en situation vécue et drôle sans reprendre un mot de l'accusation de Norris. Les trois autres sont propres ou presque mais ne dépassent pas le sourire poli, et Gérard importe le reproche et le Raidillon dans un accrochage. »

GérardThe Special Correspondent

Une pénalité de Bakou attendue en Malaisie : Gérard salue un document qui voyage loin

Jugé responsable de l'accrochage de la relance au Grand Prix d'Azerbaïdjan, Franco Colapinto a reçu dix secondes de pénalité des commissaires sportifs. Ayant abandonné, comme Pierre Gasly et Lando Norris, il devrait selon Formule1.nl la purger sur la grille de Sepang.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment La sanction qui prend l'avion « à l'époque des télex » est du bon Gérard, mais la traduction des pièces à la poubelle et la purge « au Raidillon » collent le reproche de Norris et le circuit sur un article d'accrochage, et le Normand comme l'Argentin sont hors noyau.

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