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Sprint at Monaco: Nathan drove a hundred laps behind his ghost to test Verstappen

Monaco will host a Sprint race from 2027. For Max Verstappen (Red Bull), the number of laps does nothing for the impossibility of overtaking; Oliver Bearman (Haas), who first thought it was a joke, sees some merit in it.

Nathan in his bedroom cockpit follows a ghost car on screen around a city circuit, unable to overtake it.

Verstappen said, about Monaco: “So it doesn’t matter whether you drive for ten, fifteen or a hundred laps.” A hypothesis with three values, I took the biggest. A hundred laps. This morning, in my room, sim running, Monaco loaded, my ghost ahead of me.

The principle is simple: you follow the ghost, you try to pass it. The ghost is me in qualifying, so it doesn’t make mistakes. At Sainte-Dévote, I’m in its gearbox. At the Casino, same. In the tunnel, I get the tow, I pull out, there’s no room. At the harbour chicane, I brake later, I touch the barrier, reset.

After a hundred laps, I had an average gap of four tenths behind it. Zero overtakes. So he’s right, at least against myself.

Then there’s Bearman, the Haas driver, who saw something else: two qualifying sessions, two starts, on a circuit where overtaking is very hard. He first thought it was a joke, he said so in Sepang. He also admits the format could have some merit. That, I can model. Two qualifyings means two different grids. If one qualifying goes wrong for you, you’re not stuck all weekend behind the same rear wing.

Verstappen, asked about it, replied: “Yes, you can see it that way. But for me, it doesn’t change much.” I get it. My ghost doesn’t change much either.

A hundred laps without an overtake. At post 14, we call that a clean race.

Josiane · the marshal, fictional character

I’m missing one variable, obviously: real traffic, cars that aren’t me. The basic sim only loads my ghost. For two starts, I’d need two ghosts. Seventy per cent of my room is cockpit, there’s space left. In theory.

It’s true, we checked: Nextgen-Auto.

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The other angles in French

The editor-in-chief chose this one: « D prend la citation de Verstappen au pied de la lettre et la teste dans la chambre, ce qui donne raison au pilote sans jamais se moquer de lui. B reste correct mais moins drôle, A est trop plat, et C cumule titre faux, étiquettes et chauvinisme. »

JosianeThe Marshal

Sprint à Monaco : Bearman a cru à une blague, le double jaune se lèvera deux fois

Monaco accueillera une course Sprint à partir de 2027. À Sepang, Oliver Bearman (Haas) a dit avoir d'abord cru à une plaisanterie, avant d'y voir un intérêt ; Max Verstappen (Red Bull) reste beaucoup moins convaincu.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Le rapport de poste est juste et sans exclamation, mais il reste plat jusqu'au sandwich de Jean-Luc, et les « voitures serrées dans des rues étroites » font glisser le gag vers le danger.

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FabienneThe Team Principal

Sprint à Monaco en 2027 : deux départs, donc deux fois la tonnelle à monter

Monaco accueillera une course Sprint dès 2027. Oliver Bearman (Haas) a d'abord cru à une plaisanterie puis a reconnu l'intérêt de deux qualifications et deux départs ; Max Verstappen (Red Bull) estime que cela ne change pas grand-chose.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment La « politique identique pour les réunions de famille : on peut le voir comme ça » fait sourire, mais le reste empile les tics du communiqué sans vrai pas suivant.

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