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Fake retirement, real contract for Alonso: post 14 logs the announcement on time

Aston Martin confirmed on Tuesday 29 September that Fernando Alonso and Lance Stroll remain the team’s drivers in 2027. Alonso, 440 starts, presented his extension in a video staged as a retirement announcement.

Josiane, en orange sur sa chaise de camping, lève un drapeau vert devant un petit écran où un pilote fait un signe d'adieu.

Post 14 report. Tuesday 29 September. No race. It’s bitter all the same.

Observation: a video opens like a retirement. Car 14 in my folder, sorry, the driver, announces he will retire from F1. Then he says “but not yet.” According to The Race, he feels fast, motivated, and racing is his life. At the post, we call that a green flag after a false start. We restart.

Second observation: he told BBC Sport he is staying because he still feels fast. On the same outlet he added that it was not the time to stop, because “I’m better than that guy. I’m better than that other guy.” He cannot stop racing while he thinks like that. He names nobody. Neither do I. We agree on method.

Third observation: 440 starts. At every start, someone at the trackside had a flag in hand. Nobody asked how many flags.

Fourth observation: the car. According to The Race, it disappoints, and the Honda engine lacks performance despite an update. The driver wants bigger changes to the 2027 regulations. He hopes the 60-40 split, in two stages by 2028, will make things a little easier. At the post, we ask for changes too. We are told “noted.”

At the Dutch Grand Prix, he held two faster cars behind him for the whole final stint. Ninth. I wasn’t at the post that day. I would have liked to show the blue flag to nobody. Post 14, received.

Josiane · the marshal, fictional character

Lance Stroll stays too. Two drivers, one team, and “the next chapter of the team,” as Lawrence Stroll told RacingNews365. Jean-Luc, my reserve, stays too. Nobody made him a video. Nothing further to report.

It’s true, we checked: BBC Sport.

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The editor-in-chief chose this one: « Josiane tient son registre sec et trouve dans la citation de la BBC sa meilleure réplique, sans jamais viser le pilote. Fabienne est drôle aussi, mais elle vient de publier et son angle guette une place qui se libère, là où Josiane regarde depuis son poste. »

FabienneThe Team Principal

Alonso prolonge en 2027 : à Philippeville, le dossier de Florian retourne dans le tiroir

Fernando Alonso reste chez Aston Martin pour 2027, sa 24e saison complète, et Lance Stroll aussi. L'annonce du 29 septembre a pris la forme d'une fausse vidéo de retraite.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Le beau-frère qui arrête « pas encore » depuis onze ans et l'hybride partagé sans moteur hybride sont de vrais rires, même si guetter la place d'Alonso frôle le vautour.

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NathanThe Sim Racer

Alonso tient Gasly et Tsunoda à Zandvoort : Nathan rejoue le relais, sans l’expérience

Fernando Alonso prolonge chez Aston Martin en 2027 et dit à BBC Sport rester parce qu'il se sent toujours rapide. Aux Pays-Bas, il a fini neuvième en repoussant les voitures plus rapides de Gasly et Tsunoda dans le dernier relais.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Quinze tentatives contre une, c'est tendre et juste, mais Nathan qui dit « c'est dans le noyau » parle la langue de la rédac, et la chute sur le 60-40 retombe.

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